My husband is nuts

Remember we have done maintenance and are now on vacation for 3 months??? I think my husband is nuts.
He is turning a greenhouse into a workshop. A proper workshop. Sigh. Outside our garage I spied piles of dirt and cement. Always a bad bad sign...


But yeah, apparently he now has a floor. Yippee....


I cleaned the sun room, did laundry, had a nice long swim and then a shower, put on my pajamas and was in bed relaxing watching TV. He comes in and asks for help for awhile. I Pout, stamp my feet, find shoes, press record on the DVR and off I go. Whining all the way.
He tells me that he is going to attempt the impossible. He needs heavy electrical wire from the garage to by the pool. I am going to PUSH three wires through the conduit and he will pull on the other end...
Not only will I push three wires but I will do this while putting a ton of GLOOP on the wires coating them thoroughly. He said I could not have too much gloop. Which meant in about 5 seconds, I was covered with it, and I had so much running down my elbows I could not push any wires...He though maybe we should switch end...


You see, we had to push and pull this wire ALL THE WAY along here to the pool pump at the back of the house!!


On the other end I had to pull up on a mallet and put my hip into it...When he told me to start pulling, I am afraid to say, I had already been pulling!


He told me to go back, he would wait for Kevin.

Thank you very much. I thoroughly LOATHE projects, maintenance, dirt, building things. I just would rather buy new things